That’s why you should listen to me,

you rainbow colored feathered brace.

For I can split the winds much faster

and dive way deeper into the waves.

Your gathering is just an act of silliness,

your parade an exhibitionistic disgrace.

I truly represent the book of moral guidance

and I am known for freeing the devils’ slaves.

I stand before you, giving you a chance,

to free yourself and be worthy of this place.

For I am telling you the holy message,

I’m speaking out the prayer that cures and saves.

You are fouling the minds of a righteous flock,

I’m the one who protects our chosen race.

Bow for the one wearing angle-like white,

learn how a member of our corrugation behaves.

Kneel to be healed from your patchwork life,

get the sins washed of your painted face.

And of course, your donation is a prerequisite

to finance the golden doorknobs at our conclave.

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